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You sighed as you walked down the streets past the multitudes of coffee shops and clothing boutiques. Jade and Rose had just texted you apologizing that they couldn’t make it to the meet up with you. You hoped that finally all five of you guys could at least have one day where you all hung out, but that seemed impossible nowadays. You put away you phone and continued to walk to the park where it was said you guys would meet up. You turned the corner only to see two familiar figures. One was clad in blue and the other in red. They seemed to be in a fist fight and attracting a whole lot of attention.

Your eyes widened and you ran over to

Dave x Reader ~ Face to FaceToday was the day, [Name]. Today was the day. However, [Name] wished that today was a better day. It was absolutely below freezing on her end, and since her mom was so frugal, the heater stayed on low. So, she had to walk around her house in a nice fluffy coat and scarf, mug of hot chocolate never leaving her side. But, back on the subject of Today. The day. The day, more specifically, that she'd get to see her friend Dave for the first time, thanks to the new video-chat thing she just installed in pester-chum. Allow the "Woot Woot"'s to commence. What a day this would be.
She stepped into her room, turning on her little portable heater to remain some form of "warm" and setting her 5th mug of hot chocolate down on her old computer desk. She set everything up, the sat down and huddled up on the computer chair, drawing her knees up to her chest. After taking a huge gulp of throat-burning chocolaty liquid, [Name] opened up pesterchum and sent a video request to the bright red,

Fight me! ~ Dave x Reader request for SilverReiraIt was 6:40 in the morning, 20 minutes before Homeroom bell rang. Meanwhile, [Name] was sitting out in the courtyard, tapping her foot impatiently on the pavement. How rude of Strider to keep her waiting! She sighed and slid her backpack off, awaiting the arrival of the cool kid.
As if her thoughts were a call across the heavens, She looked over and noticed none other than Dave Strider strolling towards her, his backpack slung over one shoulder. [Name] grinned cockily and approached him, cracking her knuckles and calling out.
"Ready to wrestle, cool kid?" At the sound of her threat, Dave bowed his head a bit and chuckled, approaching her to give her a quick, chaste kiss. He backed away, sliding his bag off and putting his fists up.
"Whenever you're ready, hun. You know the only thing sicker than my beats are my moves, unable to be defeated, set in place like a record's grooves, any-" Unfortunately for any aspiring rapper hoping to take notes, Dave's rhyme was interrupted by a fis

Caught (DaveXReader)He trains, every day, every week, and you watch, every day, every week. It’s always easy for you to watch him and not be spotted, seeing as though thousands of other girls crowd around him and watch as well. Well, maybe not thousands, you reason, maybe only, hundreds? Nevertheless, whether there are hundreds or thousands of females surrounding him as he trains, you are always there.

No, it’s not like I’m ghosting his footsteps and following him everywhere! You have had that argument with your good friend Jade many a times, but refuse to admit she’s right when she says ‘it’s a little creepy. You should tal

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" Ummmmm............ I choose the .................. The red door?" " OKAY! OPEN ZE RED DOOR!" The door opens and all you see is black.

" So it's my turn? Ok lets get this over with."

You'd reconize that voice anywhere. You sighed somewhat annoyed.

It was the one.

The only.

Mr.'Cool Kid'.

Dave Strider.

He walks out and sees you. " Sup ______." This will be interesting. " O

Dirk x Reader - The Cafe [CH1]“Bro, c’mon. I’ve got to get to work.”

“I’m comin’, little dude. Just give me a minute.”

Dirk looked at himself in the mirror. He brushed his hair into its usual style. He fixed his glasses, making sure they weren’t crooked or anything. He wanted to look perfect and damn, was he good at look perfect. He finally straightened his shirt and walked out of the bathroom.

“All you’re doing is taking me to work, and you had to dress up like you’re going to some apple juice fest.” Dave rolled his eyes and walked with Dirk out to the car.

Every morning at precisely 10:00

Dirk x Reader - Roll Up

It’s about 12 o’clock in the afternoon and you’re sitting on the couch, curled up to your boyfriend, Karkat Vantas. The two of you are watching rom coms on a new flat screen that you had bought. You were excited to test it out, considering the fact that it took you months and many paychecks to obtain. You certainly enjoyed it and it seemed that Karkat did, too.

“[Name], get dressed.” Karkat says in a usual growling and demanding tone. “After this movie, we’ll go get something to eat.” You nodded and crawl out of your position to get dressed.

You head for yours and Karkat’s bedroom, where

Stories {DAVE STRIDER}

Dave Strider
Stories

Everyone had a reason to continue living.

Rose wanted to avenge their parents' death.

Egbert wanted to find his dad in this world.

Jade still thought this was all just a game.

Dave's reason was a combination of two: the cool kid didn't want to die. And he wanted to find his best friend in the next world.

Sure, the Mayor was the shit. And yea, Egderp was fucking hilarious, too. But his best friend was a small girl with bright eyes and a large smile.

Her name? (First) (Last). The short girl with an attitude.

He had so many memories with her.

"Whatcha doin', Strida?"

Dave glanced at the (blond, brunette, blackette,

Dave x Reader ~ Face to Face part 3[ holyshityouguys. I really didn't want to write a third part, I figured you guys would be satisfied with the two-part story. Oh, how horribly wrong I was. But, despite my laziness, I couldn't say no to you pretties ╮(▰＞△＜)╭ So here's part three, the FINAL PART.
FINAL.
actually it's not really even a thing it's just a closing and it's 6 in the morning with sickness and no sleep so i'm sorry for this ]
Thinking back, [Name] always felt a little embarrassed about herself. Did it really have to start out like that? Really? Relationships were supposed to start out by going out on a date, asking someone to the prom or, if you're losing hope, dating sites. Well, that would mean there were a lot of hopeless people in the world, since "1 in 5 relationships now begin on an online dating site!" But no. Things had to start with cybering. Ain't that just dandy?
She should have seen it coming, in hindsight. Not the cyber part, but just the feelings in ge

DavexReader - Shining ArmorHe called it annoying, made it sound like his girlfriend’s clinginess was the height of irritation. Secretly, he loved it. She was tiny, standing at only five-foot-two, and he was starting to get his growth, already close to five-foot-ten, and just starting to fill out, losing the awkwardness of adolescence. Having her cling to him made him feel like he was the center of her world, it made him feel masculine, like the hero he’d always been convinced that he wasn’t. If Bro teased him about it, he cited the irony of allowing it, though that was a lie. There was nothing ironic about loving the way they were constantly atta

Sollux x Reader: Homesick (Request)Rating: [PG]
Warning: [Karkat's mouth]
Shivering, you tried to cover nose with your warm scarf. It was severely frigid outside, but you were undoubtedly bored in your lonely, desolate place you called "home." So you decided to walk in the deep, crisp snow to your friends', Sollux and Karkat's, house. You hadn't called either of them, nor had you pestered them about trotting to their place. It would be a nice surprise for them, wouldn't it?
As you caught a glimpse of his and Kk's hive, you started to pick up your pace. Man, you seriously didn't want to be in this cold any longer. Dashing to the door, you grabbed the door handle and twisted it. The door opened.
'Are you serious, they left the door open? I thought they were smarter than that...'

"Hey!!"

No reply.
"Sollux!! Karkat?"
Silence.
Soundlessly, you walked up the steps

A Bee and His Flower Mituna x Reader You saw a certain helmet-wearing troll laying in the grass outside his hive looking a tad upset. Hoping to fix this problem you ran over to him.
"Mituna~" you sang as you tackle hugged the yellow blood.

"Oh...hey (Name)!" he chirped.

"Wanna hang in the park?"

"Thure!" And with that he pulled you onto his board and skated off to your destination.

~~~~~~~~~TIMESKIP IRONICALLY BROUGHT BY A BADASS STRIDER~~~~~~~~~

You cheered as Mituna pulled off a successful kick-flip. You grew a bit worried as he headed towards a rail, but you were confident in his abilities. The troll jumped on it without any complications; however the lan

Smuppet Wars : Dave x Reader

"Dave."

"(_Name_)."

"Dave."

"(_Name_)."

"Strider."

"(_Last name_)."

You stare at the boy in front of you, only seeing your own reflection in his dark shades instead of his eyes.

"Entertain me," you demand as you try to keep your face as blank as his.

"Why should I?"

"Because I said so."

"So fucking uncool (_Name_)." Dave stands up and stalks out of his room, leaving you sitting on the floor as he walks away like a retarded penguin.

It only takes him a few minutes to return and when he does you find yourself being smothered by a very plush violet rump.

"UGH- Dave what was that for!"

"You said you were bored."

"Yeah well I said en

Once upon a time Dave x Reader Once upon a time.

Who starts a story with that anymore? Well I guess your story did happen once upon a time. You see it all started with a brave young knight named Dave.

Your name is Lady (Name). You’re a lady in the court of King White the same court as the Knight Dave. Every day you’d stand on your balcony, which over looked the courtyard and watched as Dave practiced his sword fighting. Every afternoon you’d ride through the forest and catch a glimpse of him riding ahead of you. All you really wanted was to say hello but you were just too shy. Not to mention that every lady in the court was in love with the kni

Kankri x Reader: Unusually Forgetful (Request)Rating: [PG]
As usual, you went to Kankri's hive after you finished doing your errands and tasks. You had the key to the house so you could've easily unlocked the door by yourself and walked in. But instead you knocked, because one; you didn't want to be lectured by Kankri ever and two; you were sort of a timid person and you thought it would be rather rude to enter a house without permission. You'd never forget to knock. However, Porrim had insisted you had take a spare key since you were a close moirail to both her and Kankri.
Porrim opened the door and stepped aside for you to enter; the ordinary.
"I don't even know why I bothered giving you a key..."
You stepped inside and weaved your fingers together, feeling guilty for making her have to open the door for you all the time. It was also kind of embarrassing, to tell you the truth.

"I-I'm sorry Porrim..."

She lea

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Dave x Reader: Ironic (Request)

by *StrawberryIsen, Feb 3, 2013, 10:48:14 AM
Fan Art / Fan Fiction / Romance

Rating: [PG]

You huddled in your warm blankets, staring blankly at the TV screen. You had no idea what crap movie you were watching. Something John had recommended. It was pretty lame, so you hadn't paid attention to half the movie, and you never would.

'This isn't something Dave would watch. It's not 'ironic'. That means this movie isn't cool. Yeah, this is totally lame. Hmph.'

To explain your childish thoughts, you looked up to Dave. You thought he was so awesome. And hot. You wanted to be exactly like him. You have to admit, you had a tiny crush on him. I mean who wouldn't? You surely thought everyone wanted a piece of that. But you'd never think Dave would think you were cool. You were, well, kind of a dork. A 'not ironic' type of dork. And you really wanted Dave to think you were awesome too, so you always tried to imitate him in a way that was not obvious.

'How am I supposed to get Dave to like me if I'm a nerd like John? Ew John...I'm like JOHN, HE'S SUCH A DORK OH MY GOD HOW LAME.

...

No....no, I'm not like John. I'm cool. I'm ironic. I can prove it.'

Determined and full with adrenaline, you jumped out of the heap of sheets and scrambled to your mirror. You slammed your hands onto your drawer and stared at your reflection. Leaning forward and bringing your face closer to the glass of the mirror, you examined your face, your hair.

"No."

After taking out a comb and styling your hair to make it look as close to Dave's hair as possibly could, you began to strip of yourself of your clothes. You knelt down to your dresser and ransacked through all your drawers to find a shirt that looked like Dave's. You couldn't find one, so you picked out a few shirts and started attacking them with a pair of scissors; Clipping them, cropping them, trimming them, and snipping at them. After you finished murdering your unfortunate clothes, you sew the necessary pieces together. And you made sure you stitched them perfectly.

Slipping on your crafted shirt, you inspected yourself. This shirt was hot. It looked like Dave's exactly. Triumphantly, you clothed yourself in your best pair of jeans, but you weren't like Dave yet. You needed one more thing, and it was terribly obvious. On your desk were a pair of shades Dave had generously given you for your birthday a month ago. You paraded over to your precious shades and glided them onto your face. Standing in front of your mirror once again, you admired yourself. It was like looking into the reflection of Dave Strider himself; except for the curves and hair and all. You had never felt so sexy in your life because you were always too busy or lazy to fix your hair or dress up.

Of course, Dave wasn't only cool because of his spicy looks. It was his attitude and his facial expressions that contributed to his awesomeness as well. You tried to look serious and did a couple of poses in front of the mirror.

"Aw yeah."

You were loving this. Suddenly your brain hatched an idea. For a school project-play a while ago, you had a sword as a prop and your teammates let you keep it. You sprung to your closet and wrapped your eager hands around the plaything and pulled it out like Link in the Legend of Zelda. You started swinging your fake katana around like a moron until you heard laughter at your window. You quickly turned to your window and blushed in embarrassment when you saw Dave at your window.

"What are you doing?!"

He asked with bursting with laughter. This was actually the first time you've seen him laugh like this, but at this moment you didn't care or even realize. You dropped your rubbery sword to the ground and covered your red face with your hands.

"Daaaave! What are you doing at my window, ohmygod!!"

He jumped into your room and walked in front of you with a tormenting smile on his face.

"Well, I was going to surprise you from your window, because you know. That'd be ironic."

Both of you stood there in silence, your hands still covering your face.

"How much did you see?"

"When you put your pants on."

You almost choked.

"What are you trying to do anyway? Are you trying to be like me?"

You nodded, still perplexed. He chuckled and the next thing you knew, you felt a tender hand rest on your head. You looked up at him, seeing each other's eyes through the nocturnal darkness of the shades.

"_____, you're more ironic than I could ever be."

***

The next day, you decided to go on Pesterchum. Dave was online.

-- (chumhandle) [__] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 16:13 --

__: Hey Dave! You there?

TG: yeah

TG: hey _____

TG: anything you need

__: Yeah, I was going to ask you about something that happened yesterday.

TG: no problem

TG: what is it

__: Yeah ok so...

__: Why were you climbing through my window yesterday?

__: You never told me when I asked you.

__: I mean, you said it was for irony but that doesn't seem right.

__: Like...that was super extreme.

__: Hello?

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering (chumhandle) [__] at 16:16 --

Dave x Reader: Ironic (Request)by *StrawberryIsen

Fan Art / Fan Fiction / Romance

This.
Was so.
Difficult to write, I'm not even joking.
I know like 0% about Dave xD
I tried so hard I almost killed my brain cells.

But like yeah seriously, that ending was ironic.
Request from

Sorry no requests right now, too many uvu"
I'll edit this when I can start accepting again.

If you like, please leave a comment~
I accept critique or advice uvu
If I spelled something wrong or had a grammar fail, please tell me.

Homestuck- Andrew Hussie
Story- Me
You- Mother Russia
Or Dave if you prefer.

love 2 2

joy 1 1

~~wow 0 0~~

~~mad 0 0~~

~~sad 0 0~~

~~fear 0 0~~

~~neutral 0 0~~

~DevilMonster18 May 13, 2013 Student Artist

Get out and stay out dave 0u0

~leaftail99 May 6, 2013 Hobbyist Filmographer

POOR JOHN :'B

~WinterFire333 Apr 27, 2013 Student Digital Artist

Im tempted to do this.....

~AyameIkisitashi Apr 27, 2013

DAVE.
DAVE
......DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE. WHY WERE YOU AT MY WINDOW?! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!

~lovenothaters Apr 24, 2013 Student Writer

DA~ dave what the hell

~pawpaw1111 Apr 8, 2013 New member Professional General Artist

Dave tell me now

*StrawberryIsen Apr 16, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

~pawpaw1111 Apr 17, 2013 New member Professional General Artist

FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU....................

~tenaciousNixie Apr 8, 2013 New member Hobbyist General Artist

DAVE. DAVE TELL ME WHY YOU WERE AT MY WINDOW, DAMMIT. ALSO HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET UP THERE MY ROOM IS THE ATTIC.

*StrawberryIsen Apr 16, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

LOL Well, ironic things happen and stuff.
*IDK

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